After realizing this I decided that it didn't matter because I didn't want to change and I needed something warm to wear. Besides, my boyfriend will love me anyways, even if I look like Little Cindy Lou Who.
I am about half way to his house when I am attacked by a giant tree.
Do you see how it is cleverly leaning out over the road just waiting for unsuspecting passersby? It is a cunning tree. Right when I think I'm safe it grabs a chunk of my hair and pulls. An epic battle ensued. Thankfully I am a strong fighter and I take the tree down.
Unfortunately, the tree left it's mark.
Now I was not only dressed like a Who, but I had Who hair.
Still, I am half way to his house. I carry on with the very important mission of delivering Airborne®.
I think by now I am out of harms way. I have just been attacked by a supposedly immobile being. What else can go wrong?
Apparently little mutant enemy dogs.
I am getting closer and closer to his house, and have nearly reached the dirt trail leading into his neighborhood, when a little white dog starts chasing me, growling and barring its teeth. It's owners are right there. Right there! They just continue to rake leaves. Ignoring my plight.
I wouldn't be surprised if they are the dogs brainwashed slaves.
To save my self I go running into the brush ahead, which is well above a tiny dogs head. He cannot follow! I have won!
I walk the rest of the way to my boyfriend's house, which is pretty close by this point. I arrive a sweating, panting, Who haired, Who clothed mass.
Thankfully he is too sick to notice.
Mission accomplished!
